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"I am the agonizing Jesus Christ who loves you."
"Helps you feel interest and joy in life when you feel apathetic and resigned to the situation you're in."
"Double dipping ! Having sex with your neighbor's wife ! There both legal !!!"
"At supper time remind Pat to take her pills as I take mine."